Goitse, Aibreán 1979

I I GUTH NA Q. What goes oom oom? A. A cow walking backwards. Q. When are eyes not eyes? A. Fhen t'he wind '.llakes them water. Q. Why did they bury Washington on a hill? A. Because he died. - - BP AISTI Is mise teidl a phaistf scrlobh chugam agus / . bheartaidh me duais deas don liti r is fearr. NRS KELLY Mrs KeJ.ly lives in the red-bricked house next door, To rne she's just a gossip and a bore. She's always leaning on the garden rails, And telling my mother some vary boring tales. Her auburn hair is curled, untidy and rough, Her masculine voice is very strong and gruff. She's big and plump and slow in her walk, And all she ever does is talk. She talks of every local scandal, Of quarrels and children hard to h9.ndle. I often see her talking to Mrs Magee Let 1 s hope to goodness she never mentions me. ------ .... OCk ;t .. CUMANN SACAIR ,,. ~tigJk~M~=~~~~~~~Qg Damhsa i n-Ostan Mhic Phaid:.Ln, Gort-a-Choirce. / / 20u. Aibrean '79. 10 - 2 L ____ - ---· ··-·~--~ Why not advertise your business in GUTH 7 TUAIRIH. failte roimh litreacha, fograi & rl. Cuireann muid Until the postal dispute ends we have a GUTH 7 TUAIRTI1 mailbox at The Errigal Foodstore, Falcarragh, T!:e Cope, Dungloe and Mollny 1 s Supermarket, Derrybeg.