Guth & Tuairim, Iúil 1980

· focus on G.WARD KEADUE Rovers 1111 11 M k Pull Name: Gerard Patrick Ward Birthplace: Glenties Height: 6' Weight: l2st 7lb Position: Right, wing Previous Clubs: None Married: No Favourite Player: George Best . Favourite Other Teams: Man. Utd., Celtic Most Difficult Opponent: No one in particular Most Memorable .Matches: 1968 :furopean Cup Final Biggest Thrill: England's Defeat by Italy Biggest Disappointment: Kevin Keegan Best Place Visited: London Favourite Food: Grilled Salmon Steak Miscellaneous Likes:- J.R. Miscellaneous Dislikes: Sid Vicious Favourite T.V. Shows: Chips - Dallas -Sports Programmes Favourite Singers: Status Quo, Rainbow, Leo Sayer Favourite Actors/Actresses: Charles Bronson Joan Collins Best Friends: Many B iggest Influence on Career: P.J. Carrell Biggest Drag in Footba.:),l: Kevin Keegan Honours: Donegal & Ulster Ul6, 2nd Div. Champs. & LAWS Winner (2) lst Div. Winners Personal Ambitions: To own a Rolls Royce Football Ambitions: Ireland to win the World Cup Which Person in the World would you most like to meet: The Editor of Guth 7 Tuairim Signature• .~~. What did Paddy Johnny Boyle do with the bottle? and PATRICK J90HERTY COlS CLADAIGH 7--A--SI DE SUMMER CUP SOCCER ENTRY FORMSAVAILABLE FROM "-GUTH 7 TUAIRIM" , DOIRE BEAGA PHONC BUNBEAG 265 SJJeRTSi qnt! 1. Where is the Grand National run? 2. Who beat Charlie Nash in his World Championship bid in Glasgow recently? J, What nationality is tennis star Ille Nastase? 4. Name the former Dublin G.A.A. star who is now a professional soccer player with an English 1st Division Club? 5. Who were the All-Ireland Football Finalists in 1971. Ta £3 le baint. Last month's winner: Michael Sweeney, Machaire Rabhartaf, Gort a'Choirce. Answers on a postcard to "Guth 7 Tuairim", Doire Beaga. MELLY's· BAR Burtonport MUSIC EVERY WEEKEND pub grub rTIIonth6g_ra( ICar trailer for sale 1 Phone Fa1carrach 29. (Landscapes painted in oils from your own photographs. , Details from Bunbeg 265. : Printing: Dance tickets, . billhea.ds, invoices, etc. at a reasonable rate. Very quick service, Details Bunbeg 265. 'o Ql "' ..., s:: <ll After reading recent poems and articles in "Guth 7 T~airim" a Crolly woman is wondering what all the fuss is about concerning Urnaium. She's been 1 round all her neighbours telling them that she has had t1~o Uranium plants growing in her front porch for the past 10 years and they have done nobody no harm. Overheard conversation at Bingo the other night. let woman, "Did you hear about the girl who tried to swim to Gola?" 2nd woman, "I did, she was very unluW• She was three quarters of the way over, thought she wouldn't make it and decided. to swim back". Typical F&lcarrach Joke: What is the difference between a pint of milk and an elephant? I don't know. I wouldn't like to send you for milk -you'd probably come back with an elephant. During a recent golfing tournament at the exclusive Gweedore Golf Club, a competition was noticed to be wearing two pairs of socks. When asked to explain he replied, "in case I get a 'hole in one' ,n Typical ~ngloe JokeJ "Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignor~~ me". Doctor, "Next", Household Hints - for men who wash the dishesJ (1) Don't. (2) If unavoidable drop one c.r the best. Following some poor results by Guinness ·c~l ••• sorry Gweedore Celtic, is it t~e that in order to gain more wins the team are to be awarded two pints f~r a win instead of two points. l crateload o~ chickens were stolen from the back of a lorry outside a local foods tore in Burtonport. Wh~•• questioned by the chief crime-reporter for "Guth 7 Tuairim", a spokesinan for Burtonport Gardaf replied. "~ play has not ·been ruled out; and with a bit of~' the thieves will be apprehended. There follows in brackets a sentence for people who can't read. ( ). The remains of a woman's body JOO years old were found in a turf bank in the .hills above Dunlewey last week, A.spokesmah for Bunbeg Garda Station C. Sort-it said, "Our best men are out questioning all men Jl8 years of age and over in the area and an arrest is expected soon". ".Ari Madadh Rua" (more next month _ I hopel)