Guth & Tuairim, Iúil 1980

M&okin Cbloobair, Gaotb Dobb.air CirCa 1880 . ' 7 Pub Q,uiz - Name the player who only had one arm who played for Dundalk in the League of Ireland'Z 99 Freagra ar an mh! seo chugainn• CB CB CB CB CB CB CD CB CB c•cB CB CB CB CB CB CB CB C ~ Short Story From DUn LUiche Everyday there's a few more wrappers in the N.w. 20 The Philo the gringo rode to the saloon at dawn. fitted with chicker•boxes. The Sailor in the throat was dry. The door was closed but from the Maryland is having a busy time repairing and wiDdow a hand gave the pint. In a gulp the gringo maintaining every buddies' sets. returned the glass expectantly but only to be The Song Contest on Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights disappointed. Raising the tip of his dusty hat ~e on channel 21 has been a great success. It's could see in the horizon smoke signals. Big Chief surprising how much hidden talent there is in the local 'Kojak, his recent but successful opponent in the "20 11 • Last week we heard an accordion player, tin barefisted fight, was sending a message. It read whistler, guitarists, singers and a song,/riter - all in "Starsky and Hutch is a - coming, ia a coming, is a- the one show. The standard seems to be improving coming". Suddenly the screeching of brakes a~ all the time - hope it keeps up. I have one crumbling of bread as blood brother Little Chief complaint however - the contest is broadcast too late New Head's green stallion named CORTINA was savagely at night. After last weeks show we didn't hit the attacked and defaced. The smoke signals then began 4 poster until 4 a.m. ~ Arourxl 10 p.m. would be a to resemble the Dept of P & T and went beserek like much better time I think. Also, three nights a wildfire as many brave attacked helped by the Iron week is too often and may spoil the standard of music. Horse with Giant Non -Stop F. Due to the destroyed One night per week would be much better and perhaps scenery "Starsky and Hutch" starring Anto and Gerry then everyone would make the effort to tune in at (without the dog) was filmed in Glenveigh. that time. We heard a rumour that there may be a Witnesses account hair~raising, tyre - wearing and quiz commencing soon. Good ideat Sour grapes to language _ abuse. We all are glued to our T.V. 1 s the buddies in the two sea wrappers who bore us with to see if all this is true even though it is said their abusive and filthy language. However, we must the characters may be ficticous they do resemble make allowances for their simple-mindedness, is that living persons. a big four? "G 7 T Film Reviewer" • • • Winners Song Contest NB. 1: Friday - Brown ~es, Iceland. Saturday - ig Daddy, Flintstones, Lakeland. Sunday - Brown Eyes, Iceland. Contest Week 2: Friday - Freddie Flintstone singing Coastline Club Song. Saturday - Popeye, High Swell singing Billy Reed. Sunday - No Contest. TROPHIES MEDALS PLAQUES CUPS There was no contest last week as the "skip" was too high. ~ fair means or foul we have obtained the lyrics of th~ "Coastline Club Song" as written by Shelley from the Lakeland. Ve cater tor all aporia, iDcluding Football, Bo:rlllg, .lt.bletica, SYU~iing, Darte, Pool, lriah Dane~, Festivals (1Dc. F1abing Festi~). Regattas etc. It 701Jr caud.ttee would llke to view am price oar range gin as a ring at lincass).agb 60 atter 7 p.a. or drop as a note am ve will only be 'too The Coastline Club Chorus: 11, 11, We are the .~oastline club, CQDX, CQDX it keeps us from the pub. The Taoiseach says he'll legalize, If the other clubs are half as nice, And every buddies joining 'Charlie Lima' The Sailor had a visitor, his handle was the Beaver, He wanted him to come outside and look at his reciever Sue Ellen put her foot down and said this is the limit, I cannot cook or clean this house, with all your buddies in it. There's Stella and Stonehill, the Saint and Cara Lee I dont know why you can't see them at the monthly Jamboree. Oh Mother dear the reason's clear, you know I'm dedicated, to the Coastline Club and all its ends, we're greatly under-rated. cb _glad to atteDd yot~r ae"ting and try to assist 70u~ McGarvey's FurnitureCentre Dore- The Kelly had a break one day, While going to workland. Electric Lady copied him and this she did demand. Oh Kelly, do you read me well please be my C.B. friend, And will you take a walk with me, down by the old dead-end. And will you cuddle me she said, and hold me nice and tight. And will you give me kisses dear, to thrill me through the night. And maybe in.the morning, we'll have to wait and see, If I can maybe get you to agree to marry me. Now everymonth we push our wrappers to the Jamboree, We meet the nicest buddies there, On that you must agree. From ~~ryland, Niagara Falls, The Greenland and the Rockies. They come to find out all about sidebands and walkie-talkies. There's Ruby and Red-devil the Owl and Diahatsu, Moonraker, Panther, Casey, Popeye, to name but just a few. We have our own place-code~es, and our own song-contest too, So come and modulate a while, There's lots of things to do. "The Big Ears".